Because I'm tired of working today...
After a bit of a hiatus, here I am again for your reading pleasure...
-- Summer TV Fave: "My Life on the D-list" with Kathy Griffin. Even though Kath is a little crazy, she always cracks me up. I especially liked when her niece and nephew came to visit. It's carrying us through until the new season of Project Runway starts tomorrow!
-- David Hasseloff wants you to Jump in my car, but whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, hassel "the Hoff."
-- Are J and I the only ones who thought that the girl in "Nacho Libre" was Penelope Cruz? We didn't see the movie, but we were both convinced from the previews that it was her. Apparently, not. The following was our exchange this AM:
R: I think Penelope should sue that girl for making her look bad- I'm sure people all over town were like, "WTF is Penelope Cruz doing in that stupid Jack Black movie?" If I were Pene I would take out an ad in the newspaper like, "I may be a bad actress, but I'm not an idiot. No, that is not me in Nacho Libre."
J: No joke, if I were her manager, I would suggest putting that ad, word for word in USA Today, Variety, LA Times and NY Post. And also schedule a high profile appearance coiniciding with the Nacho Libre premiere.
-- Eva Longoria does NOT look good without makeup.
-- Stay tuned for a Post-All Star Game- post about the Tigers. Yippee!
-- Song of the day: "Chasing Cars"- Snow Patrol
-- ry
posted by ry at 12:36 PM
2 Comments:
This is too hilarious not to post. It's Sv's response to the Hoff video that I received via email:
Un-fucking-believable how that wily son of a bitch has once
again managed to claw his way back out of the Pit of Ultimate Darkness
to assault humanity with his shittacular wailing. What a fucking dumbnuts. I mean Jesus, if this isn't pure self-parody then that mindless robotard MUST be put to sleep. But the pathetic Knight Rider and Baywatch references and all-world pig-idiot T-shirt tell me that this ageless demon is way smarter than we ever gave it credit for. Before I just thought he was a clueless dunderheaded self-promoter with
no idea of his immeasurable toolitude. Now I know he's actually self-aware, and that makes him so much worse. At first I was wondering what countless sums of money he had to pay those seemingly non-deaf/non-blind women to be videotaped within 20 yards of him; now I understand that they had no choice and he has their souls zipped up firmly in his unholy German-made fanny pack.
12:10 PM
Hilarious ranting!
Also, it should be noted that I heard Eva Longoria say that Tony Parker likes her "better with no makeup and jeans on". Dude, it's pretty amazing that he's a professional basketball player, seeing as he must be legally blind if he thinks that!
6:51 AM
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