Celebrity Dirt

For those of you (Tyson) who haven't read US Weekly lately, here are few tidbits of celebrity gossip to enjoy:

-- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin had their second baby over the weekend. Nope, he's not named after another fruit or veggie. His name is Moses. Moses Martin. Could that sound more ridiculous? Besides, imagine the daily dialogue at the Paltrow-Martin household: "Umm... I can't have lunch with you today because Apple has field trip to the orchard and Moses has a baby swim class... no, I don't think they practice parting seas in baby swim classes, but I'll find out..." "Moses, stop picking on your sister." "Apple, you got to use the blue cup last time, Moses gets it this time." HELLO?

-- Also, apparently, Chris wrote a song called "Moses" for Gwyneth, but since when is it cool to name your kid after a song you wrote? I mean, think about if they'd decided to name him "The Scientist" after the best Coldplay song ever:
GP: "This is my son, The Scientist."
Person: "Wow, he's a little young to be a scientist, isn't he?"
GP: "Not really, he's been The Scientist since he was born."
Person: "Impressive. My kids just play with toys and watch TV. Maybe I should start doing more yoga or eating a macrobiotic diet or something. It seems to have worked for you."

-- Anyone else wondering if Katie Holmes is having twins? Girlfriend is LARGE.

-- Two of my favorite Matthews (McConaughey & Fox) are filming a movie about the Marshall football team following the plane crash that killed most of their team back in the 70's. I guess we know what Dr. Jack is doing instead of filming "Lost" since they've only had 2 new episodes this season (or was it 3?)

-- Apparently, a feud is brewing between Naomi Campbell and Diddy (that's Rap/fashion/making the band mogul, P-Diddy, not to be confused with Draft Day BBQ Host/Bowl Game Party Sponsor/LOTR Trivial Pursuit Champ, T-Diddy). Although, Naomi has better fighting skills (she has demonstrated that she's mastered the whole, "using your cell phone as a weapon" technique in past fights with her maid); Diddy could buy and sell her. Advantage: Diddy. Incidentally, I'd also give T-Diddy some pretty good odds over Naomi.

-- If you want to see a trailer for possibly the scariest/wierdest/most random "movie" (and I'm using that term in the broadest sense of the word) ever, watch this. Hell, even reading the synopsis should freak you the hell out. And, for the record, yes, that is Bjork, and I do know that "nothing is remotely related to Bjork. Ever."

Hope that will suffice until the next issues of People and US Weekly are on stands. :)

-- ry

PS. Song of the day (because I can't get it out of my head and let's face it, it rules)- "Touch the Sky"- Kanye West.