UM 72 - MSU 67
I don't want to offend my Spartan readership (Jen), so please take this for what it's worth... not a commentary on ALL Spartie fans, just a few memorable quotes from the 2 who were sitting behind us at last night's game. These are the same 2 guys that were being such assholes last year to J, me, and the woman sitting next to us that I told them, "I bet you feel pretty good about yourselves. You're being dicks to two girls and a mom. Good for you." But, I digress... Enjoy, Michigan fans.
MSU Dude #1: "We could totally hang with any NBA team.
MSU Dude #2: "Totally, dude. Even the Pistons."
MSU Dude #1: "Dude, they spelled Crisler wrong."
MSU Dude #2: "Huh?"
MSU Dude #1: "They spelled it with an I. The car dude spells it with a Y."
MSU Dude #2: "They're stupid."
MSU Fans: "Go Green... Go White... Go Green... Go White"
Michigan Fans: "Can't read.... Can't write... Can't read.... Can't Write..."
MSU Dude #1: "I hate that stupid cheer. They act like they're so much smarter than we are."
MSU Dude #2: "I know. I totally could have gotten into Michigan if I wanted to."
Jess: "I wonder what that kid got on the ACT."
Ry: "I double dare you to ask him."
Even considering the vast amount of trash talk these guys spewed during the game, J and I both turned around and told them "good game." :) Go Blue.
-ry
PS. Song of the day (obviously): "The Victors."
2 Comments:
First off I'd just like to say they should have just put those refs in Michigan uniforms - then they wouldn't have been such hypocrites in the way they called that game!!
Secondly, I think you sit in front of the dumbest Spartan fans in the world - I would have bitch slapped them too.
1:39 PM
I think it's like that with any "State" school, i.e., Michigan State, Penn State, Illinois State.
There's even a joke that Univ. of IL students have been known to tell regarding ISU students. But first, it would be helpful to know that Illinois State University is located in Bloomington-Normal, IL.
That being said, the joke goes like this:
Q: "What do you get when you drive through Bloomington-Normal reeealllyyy sloowwlly?"
A: "A degree."
11:16 AM
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