Golden Globes Post #2

OK, the first one was really fun, so we decided to do another. Enjoy!

Ry: Donald: Watch my hit show "The Apprentice" on NBC! Everyone's watching it! It's the best show on television. It's the best show in the history of television. I'm the most successful person in the history of the world! I hate Rosie O'Donnell!

Tina: Is Donald Trump grabbing my ass? I think he's grabbing my ass! Oh well, at least it's not Baldwin again. He's so hands-y tonight!

Alec: YES! I finally get to grab Melania's ass instead of Tina's! YES!

Melania: (Sound of crickets chirping)

Ry:

Sharon: Darling, of course I'll sleep with you if you put me in your movie. That would be fabulous!

Old Guy: I'm just the Maitre D', but whatever you say...

Sharon: Fabulous!




Ry:

Paris: This is picture is hot. The Golden Globes are hot. I am hot. My bedazzled headband is hot. My old lady printed flowered dress is hot. These weird earrings I'm wearing that sort of look like bugs are hot.

Vanessa: Nick? Nick? Where'd you go? Okay, this isn't funny. Get back here. Nick??!!








Jess: MischaBot malfunction. Can. Not. Focus. Eyes.












Ry:

Rebecca: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but, yeah... about your hair... how do I put it?? It looks, um... well, terrible.

Chris: I just thought if I could get a worse hair cut than Tom Cruise then Katie would want me back... No? Oh Crap. Now, I'm going to go find a couch to jump on. Maybe that will work... What if I become a Scientologist? What if I go to the Eifel tower? What if I smile a lot and wear wierd sunglasses?

Rebecca: Ummm...I really don't know. I have to go find my boyfriend...