Junk Email

Okay, remember my post long ago about some goofy junk mail messages I was getting? I thought this was too funny not to share.

From: Luce Sample
RE: Giblet detector

privleged to play for you their special version of "The Spaceship"
smile like a poker player laying down Five aces.
particles. but Madonnette, ever resourceful had done a bit of work.
Were still in in Floyd said. And Madonnette said we owe you.
Must be alone with my client. That is also the law.
Thanks. Over and out. Wonderful.
scatalogically; he had fine turn of phrase and went on for a long
he lifted one hand and tapped me on the forehead. By my law.
Only one other way, Dreadnaught said, with rising enthusiasm.

A few thoughts come to mind:
1) Five Aces? I thought there were only 4 in the deck. Interesting way to play poker. Note to self: Look into this game.

2) Madonnette? I love that a random word generator had "Madonna" and tried to make it more original by adding the "ette."

3) Being alone with your client is the law? Where did this joker go to law school?

Thanks. Over and out. Wonderful.
- ry