Oh Happy Day...

Well, it's happened. Finally. Yesterday, our assistant told us that she is (wait for it) LEAVING! Apparently, she's moving out of state and is only going to be here for another month! She said something about how she hopes we can get someone new before she leaves so she can "train" them... Ummm... yeah, I don't think so. Now, just keep your fingers crossed that my boss gives me some input in this process and we don't end up with the friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend kind of situation like this was.

In other news...

-- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have confirmed that they are dating. Holy Mid-Life Crisis, Maverick! Seriously, can you imagine how you'd feel if you were Katie's parents? "Oh yeah, sure, my 26 year old daughter is dating a 43 year old, twice divorced Scientologist with two kids... but at least he was in a movie with Jack Nicholson."

-- Not to be catty, but is Britney Spears the least attractive pregnant woman in the history of the world? As I told J, it's not so much that she's pregnant that makes her look terrible, it's that she's just complete W.T. and no longer has stylists and hair/makeup people following her around to help her cover that up.

-- Kellen Winslow, my last year fantasy football Tight End-- excuse me, I mean bench warmer, was in a motorcycle "accident" over the weekend. Apparently, he was wearing a helmet, but it wasn't strapped on. Prediction: He will go undrafted in the fantasy league this year.

-- How did I ever live without a TV/DVD player in my room? It's sort of like when I first got TiVo... I just can't remember life without it! Now, do you think it would be unreasonable to get TiVo in the bedroom also? :)

-- Song of the day: "Follow Through"- Gavin DeGraw.

- ry