Guest Post re: Celebrities

The following is from an email from my sister. They cracked me up, so I figured I'd add it as my first "Guest Post"-

"I was looking at pictures from the SAG Awards and have some questions...

*Why did Teri Hatcher steal Charlize Theron's Oompa-loompa fake tan?

*Why must Debra Messing insist on wearing a mu-mu? we get it, you didn't lose the baby weight. So you weigh, what? like 120? darn.

*Felicty Huffman is wearing a dress that was made for a person who is 25 years younger than her. And what's with the choker. it's not supposed to ACTUALLY choke you.

*Eva Longoria is adorable. but why does her hair always look like that? can't she do something else with it?

*Why don't they come up with a sequel to SATC sans Samantha? The three of the rest of them seem to get along and no one really needs Kim Catrall anyway.

- J (by way of ry)