Greatest Show Ever

Okay, this is a somewhat redundant post, but it needs to be said... If you have a chance, watch (or re-watch) the BBC version of "The Office." I just watched the finale Christmas special again, and I don't think there's another show that is quite as good. Here's the last few minutes of the special, featuring Tim and Dawn for your viewing enjoyment.

- ry

Related Song of the Day (also my new ringtone): Freelove Freeway, David Brent.

Golden Globes Post #2

OK, the first one was really fun, so we decided to do another. Enjoy!

Ry: Donald: Watch my hit show "The Apprentice" on NBC! Everyone's watching it! It's the best show on television. It's the best show in the history of television. I'm the most successful person in the history of the world! I hate Rosie O'Donnell!

Tina: Is Donald Trump grabbing my ass? I think he's grabbing my ass! Oh well, at least it's not Baldwin again. He's so hands-y tonight!

Alec: YES! I finally get to grab Melania's ass instead of Tina's! YES!

Melania: (Sound of crickets chirping)

Ry:

Sharon: Darling, of course I'll sleep with you if you put me in your movie. That would be fabulous!

Old Guy: I'm just the Maitre D', but whatever you say...

Sharon: Fabulous!




Ry:

Paris: This is picture is hot. The Golden Globes are hot. I am hot. My bedazzled headband is hot. My old lady printed flowered dress is hot. These weird earrings I'm wearing that sort of look like bugs are hot.

Vanessa: Nick? Nick? Where'd you go? Okay, this isn't funny. Get back here. Nick??!!








Jess: MischaBot malfunction. Can. Not. Focus. Eyes.












Ry:

Rebecca: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but, yeah... about your hair... how do I put it?? It looks, um... well, terrible.

Chris: I just thought if I could get a worse hair cut than Tom Cruise then Katie would want me back... No? Oh Crap. Now, I'm going to go find a couch to jump on. Maybe that will work... What if I become a Scientologist? What if I go to the Eifel tower? What if I smile a lot and wear wierd sunglasses?

Rebecca: Ummm...I really don't know. I have to go find my boyfriend...

Golden Globes... Photo Style

Ry: Why so sad, Gyllenskaard?? You finally have a night without the baby! Time to live it up!

Jess: Well taken, however I believe I recognize the "This is my first night out without the baby and I'm trying to supress the urge to call my mom every 3 minutes to make sure Ramona is okay." look on her face.

Ry: Touchee.





Ry: "How'd I snag Leibgott even though I'm a no-talent limelight grubbing
whore? Your guess is as good as mine!"

Jess: Good one. I was going to go with: "I KNOW! I can't figure out for the life of me why people keep inviting me to events either!!"

Or"Am I preggo? With this ridiculously poufy and ornate dress, your guess is as good as mine!"






Ry:
Cameron: "Okay, Leo, I'm kinda drunk and we were in that movie together, so will you pose with me so I can pretend I'm over JT? Pretty Please?? Kisses!!!"

Leo: "Uh, yeah, I guess so... but only one picture, ok? Seriously... could my night get any worse? First I lose in a catagory when I'm nominated twice and now I'm posing with some drunk girl who must have been an extra in one of my movies. Awesome. I broke up with Giselle for this??"








Ry: "My milkmaid costume is brilliant, don't you think? What? You mean this isn't a fancy dress party? Oh bugger... Cheers, anyway, love"










Ry:We now convene the next meeting of the washed up actresses club... Let's listen in...
Teri: Washed up?? Washed up!? (screeching) Washed up!!!??? I'll have you know that Ryan Seacrest said that I put the desperate in Desparate Housewives! Wait, that's good, right? Oh crap... maybe if I cock my head to the side, no one will notice the botox...

Julia: I'm on that hit new or old show called the New or Old Adventures of... I mean, the Old and New Adventures.... I mean... I mean... Well, anyway, my name on the show is Christine. And it's on CBS.... It's a really popular show... Okay, who am I kidding. I'm Elaine. Elaine Benes. President of the Washed up Actresses Club. Nice to meet you.




Jess:
Olson Twin #1: Well, hello, darling! Right after the party, I'm
auditoning for the touring company production of Sunset Boulevard! Don't you think I'd be the BEST Norma Desmond?"

Olson Twin #2: "Where are we again?"




Jess:

Drew: "I know you're bummed about JT, but you really should think long and hard before you hook up with the waiter to try to make him jealous."

Cameron: "Dude...you are way smart...(drunkenly) you're my best friend. I love you so much..."







Jess: "Wassup, y'all. See how much skinnier than Jennifer Hudson I am, yo? Dreamgirls Barbie in the house"