How well do you know me?

Here's a quiz for all of my loyal readers to see just how well you know me... I have a feeling most of you know the usual, "When's Ryan's Birthday" and "How many siblings does Ryan have" kinds of questions, so here are a few interesting ones for ya... Answers are posted in the comments, but NO CHEATING!!!

1. What is my favorite dessert?
a. Death by Chocolate. I love chocolate!! Anything chocolate!! Bring on the chocolate!
b. Strawberry shortcake. It's like summer in a bowl!
c. Vanilla ice cream. I am boring, afterall.

2. I have several degrees. What are they?
a. BA (psychology & poli sci), MA (kinesiology), JD.
b. Certificate from Clown College and diploma (with honors) from Bovine University.
c. BA (sociology & psychology), MA (kinesiology), JD.

3. Which animals am I afraid of/dislike?
a. rodents
b. birds
c. bats
d. all of the above
e. none of the above
f. a and b, but not c.
g. b and c but not a.
h. a and c but not b.
i. What was the question again?

4. True or false: I cried at "Titanic."

5. Which of the following has not been used as a nickname for me?
a. Taco
b. Jerry
c. Bemis
d. Ry-tard
e. Scrunchie
f. Stampy (the elephant)

6. My favorite chef on the food network is:
a. Rachael Ray. EVOO! Yummo!
b. Emeril. BAM! BAM!! BAM!!!
c. Giada DeLaurentiis. Everday Italian all the way.

7. True or false. I remember all of the events that transpired on my 21st birthday.

8. What is my movie/literary pet peeve?
a. Good Cop/Bad Cop
b. vigilante justice
c. flashbacks
d. Lindsey Lohan

9. What is my favorite exclamation?
a. "It's all good!"
b. "Hell to the No!"
c. "Whatever!"
d. "That's what she said!"

10. Which of the following has a potential suitor done for me in an attempt to woo me? (Extra points if you know whether it worked or not)
a. candelit dinner
b. hot air balloon ride
c. folded an Applebee's napkin into a rose

11. True or false: I have never lost to Sven while playing one-on-one Trivial Pursuit.

12. Which of the following now defunct musical acts did I see in concert?
a. Milli Vanilli. Girl you know it's true.
b. New Kids on the Block. I can hang tough with the best of them.
c. Wilson Phillips. Hold on for one more day.

13. What is my lucky number?
a. 7
b. 0
c. 24
d. I don't have a lucky number.

14. Speaking of luck, which of the following did I NOT have with me as a good luck charm when I took the bar exam?
a. a button
b. coins from around the world
c. beanie baby bear
d. a candy wrapper
e. a feather

15. True or False: My drink of choice at events such as weddings is a screwdriver.

Junk Email

Okay, remember my post long ago about some goofy junk mail messages I was getting? I thought this was too funny not to share.

From: Luce Sample
RE: Giblet detector

privleged to play for you their special version of "The Spaceship"
smile like a poker player laying down Five aces.
particles. but Madonnette, ever resourceful had done a bit of work.
Were still in in Floyd said. And Madonnette said we owe you.
Must be alone with my client. That is also the law.
Thanks. Over and out. Wonderful.
scatalogically; he had fine turn of phrase and went on for a long
he lifted one hand and tapped me on the forehead. By my law.
Only one other way, Dreadnaught said, with rising enthusiasm.

A few thoughts come to mind:
1) Five Aces? I thought there were only 4 in the deck. Interesting way to play poker. Note to self: Look into this game.

2) Madonnette? I love that a random word generator had "Madonna" and tried to make it more original by adding the "ette."

3) Being alone with your client is the law? Where did this joker go to law school?

Thanks. Over and out. Wonderful.
- ry