Quick hits... celebrity style

-- Did anyone witness K-Fed's "performance" at the Teen Choice Awards last night? This guy makes Vanilla Ice look like Dr.Dre/Eminiem/Snoop/Biggie/Anyone else who can rap. This must be a joke, right?

-- I can't explain it, but every girl out there will know what I'm talking about. I hate Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm talking hate. With the burning fires of hell kind of hate. Especially when she does things like this.

-- Apparently, having fake babies with Tom Cruise and shopping non-stop at Barneys does wonders for your hair. Witness "La Holmes-Cruise"- http://img21.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91120_tomcruisekatieholmessteakhouse3_122_340lo.jpg and http://www.justjared.com/pictures/photos.php?yr=2006&mon=08&evt=katie_holmes_shops_barneys_more&pic=katie-shops-at-barneys15.jpg

-- I would be remiss if I failed to mention the great voicemail I received from one Samuel L. Jackson ordering me to stop "working in that boring office" and "dyeing my hair all those crazy colors" and "jump in that tin can I call a car" and go see "Snakes on a Plane."

-- Check out this site if you have time and want to laugh your ass off. Great commentary on celebrities with lack of fashion sense.

-- Quote of the Day: “I dance on the banquettes, just below the tables, because I don’t want to be on the dance floor with everyone sweating on me. It’s gross.”- Paris Hilton

-- ry

-- Song of the Day: "Hold You in My Arms"- Ray LaMontagne. Actually, check out the whole soundtrack to "The Last Kiss." Great stuff.