Hello, my name is Ryan...

...and I'm a delinquent blogger. I apologize to the many, many, readers I have disappointed (okay, maybe 4 or 5 of you) with my lack of posting. (Sv, for the record, you're starting to sound like the "PLAY WAR-CHANT oldies with this whole "Update your Blog" business...) Things have been a little busy around the work and the home front, but without further ado...

-- Moana from the Bachelor is quite possibly the most pretentious person in the whole world. She actually said the following: "I've never looked at another person like I did with Travis and seen my soul shining back at me -- it rocked me to the core." and "If Travis offered me forever, I'd say yes." I'll pause while you puke...

-- You have got to be kidding me with this weather!! It took me approximately 1/2 an hour to scrape the ice off of my car this morning, and Sven even did some of the scraping! I really wish I were still at home in bed!

-- I'm sure I'm not alone in being overly excited for March Madness. March Madness Baby!! There's really nothing that compares to the elation of having picked a ridiculous upset (and of course rubbing it in to everyone who will listen). I'm just glad that this year, I'm not doing a work pool and I won't have to worry about dealing with the disappointment of seeing some random lady who knows nothing about basketball but picked teams based on their colors or their mascots robbing you of your tourney pool victory. (Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything...)

-- Speaking of victory, on the Greedy Snoody front, Beth has procured a little squirrel toy (I think it was from "Animanics" and she found it in her parents' basement), and we're going to be making it into the Greedy Snoody Trophy shortly. Here's hoping that I can win it next year... even if it is a totally goofy trophy. :)

-- In an interview with Glamour this week, Teri Hatcher admitted to using botox and collagen. I wonder if she also admitted to being the Master of the Obvious?

-- West Wing fans, set your TiVos, because Sam Seaborn will be back!

-- Funny quote: "I wanted to be a ballerina, or Drew Barrymore." – Ashlee Simpson, on her childhood aspirations.

--ry

-- Song of the day: All Kinds- Dan Wilson.