Memo to Cop that pulled me over this morning

Yes, Officer, I realize that my plates are expired, and believe me when I tell you that I have had every intention of going to the Secretary of State to get them renewed, but...

1) I haven't had 13 hours to wait in line only to have the woman at the counter rudely tell me that their computers are re-booting or that they can't take cash or that she doesn't know how much the late fee is and that she has to ask her non-existent supervisor.
2) I'm a law-abiding citizen and I have never had a ticket before, so why don't you just give me a break. Come on! I've only had my Miranda rights read to me once, and that wasn't even my fault.
3) I was banking on the fact that if I got pulled over, I'd start crying and get some sympathy, and that really would have played better with a male cop.
4) I really was going to go on Wednesday after I got paid to renew the plates, because $57 really is that much money.

- ry